2.19.2011

Assignment 21: Themed Haiku

Jersey Shore: A Season Three Recap

Jersey Shore summer
Third season of craziness
Trash TV addict.

Come, new girl Deena
Play with the wild drunk Guidos
Go to Karma, dance.

Gym, Tan, Laundry done
Situation on the prowl
Don't fight with Ronnie.

Snooki is so short
Tornado on the dance floor
A whirling dervish.

Jen in sexy chaps
Break up with Tom, girl, so what?
Hot local Roger!

Vinny and Pauly
Work together, get girls and
Stay out of trouble.

Ron and Sam, Oy Ve!
Domestic abuse ensues.
Break up now and cry.

Jersey Shore summer
Lost brain cells will not return.
When is season four?

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